During these last months my native country is proposing new legislation that seeks to criminalize adults who consent to participate in any paid entertainment with a lady or gentleman. This is because many of these women are forced to work for a third party, or are treated in a humiliating manner for exercising said activity. (Although these things are illegal and have been included in the Spanish criminal code for decades). And all this has given rise to a controversial debate.

So, for me it is important that you know this, although if you have met me, you already know it!:

I am an independent escort, I have not, and have never been coerced, pimped, managed or controlled by any third party or organization.

I am not desperate for money, nor am I overwhelmed by debt. I am not rude, disheveled or illiterate. I have never taken drugs, I am not alcoholic, no gambler, nor addicted to any legal or illegal substances, except garlic bread, chocolate, cheese, and those cute but old-fashioned animal pyjamas that are warm, soft, and fluffy.

I have not been abused by clients, my boyfriends, or anyone, recently or otherwise, except for one particularly annoying and disrespectful witch in a store, in which she steadfastly refused to refund my appliance I bought, which stopped working a few days after I bought it and she continued to refuse to refund my money.

I willingly participate in and enjoy each and every activity listed here, (I do so when adhered to with the right attitude and cleanliness): If I don’t like it, I won’t, no matter how nice you are or how much money you offer.